parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

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borinq:

tumblr should have a status thing that tells you how many of your followers are currently online so you know the right time to post a selfie

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happilymourning:

thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

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