austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

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"Settle down with me and I’ll be your safety, you’ll be my lady"

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

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tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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